The Perfect Plant
July 1st, 2014
I thought I’d let you in on a secret this week – about the perfect plant.
Ready?
There is none. So if you’re waiting to pull the plant-buying trigger until you find perfection, you’re in for a long wait. Either that or you’re going to end up disappointed.
One thing I spend a lot of time doing this time of year is helping people pick out good plants for their yard.
When I do Garden House-Calls, my goal is always to figure out what the gardener of the place will like, not just foist off on everyone the plants I happen to like. (Except for people who check the questionnaire box that reads, “I’ll take whatever you think is nice.” Those are the easy jobs.)
Plants are a very subjective thing, after all.
Some people absolutely adore forsythia and can’t imagine spring without its golden locks. Others consider it a 2-week wonder and a 50-week hulking weed.
That kind of subjectivity alone makes suggesting a “perfect plant” more like a crapshoot. But when you factor in the many other traits a plant can have – or not – nothing aces the perfection test.
What often happens is something like this. The gardener in question says he/she wants something that blooms (preferably a long time and fragrantly), doesn’t get bugs, takes shade, is native, and, of course, takes little to no care.
I’ll say something like, “How about a fothergilla? It’s native, fragrant in bloom, doesn’t get bugs or disease, has great fall color, does fine in shade, isn’t a deer favorite and stays compact enough that it’ll never need heavy pruning. Now it does put out some ‘suckers’ that you might want to dig out if you don’t want it to spread.”
Darned if that last line isn’t enough to kill the idea for some people. Or they’ll see a picture of fothergilla and say, “Well, that all sounds good, but I just don’t like the look of it.”
Put enough parameters on your choices, and you’ll eventually wipe out everything. If you’ve ever used one of those online plant-selection tools, you know what I mean.









