Garden Wishes for Santa
December 18th, 2012
If Santa Claus could work his magic in the garden like he does in the toy shop, what would he deliver to gardeners for Christmas?
Or maybe the other way around, what would we want from him?
Decent weather probably would be at the top of the list. Who else gripes more about the weather (too wet, too dry, too hot, too cold, too humid, etc.) than gardeners?
I personally would like to see an average year that really acts like an average year. Instead of our 40 inches of precipitation all coming in two thunderstorms over a total of 10 hours, I’d like to see an inch of rain every week during the growing season.
Rain every Monday would be great, but never on Saturday or Sunday, unless there’s a Monday holiday, in which case rain all day Tuesday would be fine.
A longer growing season also would be nice. About three weeks of winter would be enough, which would give us enough time to order seeds, read a gardening magazine and sketch out a new garden plan.
I’ll bet good, old Santa could do something about the assorted bugs, animals, diseases and other foes that we do battle with each year.
I’d like to see a fence that keeps deer from going over, groundhogs from going under and voles from going through — all while looking great and being cheap, of course.
Instead of new pests like hemlock woolly adelgids and emerald ash borers, which always seem to be even worse than the bugs we already have, wouldn’t it be great to have a new James Bond kind of a bug?
This good-guy bug would wipe out our worst pests and also feed on weeds instead of roses and tomatoes. I’m thinking here of, say, a saw-toothed wasp that would polish off every Japanese beetle in creation… or maybe a “debagger beetle” that feeds on those bagworms that devour our arborvitae.







