Surprise Waterfalls
July 30th, 2019
I like waterfalls.
They make dramatic or soothing landscape features, and ones like Niagara and Iguaçu are some of most impressive features on the planet.
However, I don’t care for waterfalls that materialize out of summer downpours and carry away everything in their path.
It turns out that’s the type we have in our new Pittsburgh back yard.
Like most of the other disasters we’ve faced since moving, no one mentioned the torrents that come gushing down our back bank every time it rains heavily.
Water pours in an 8-foot-wide sheet from our neighbor’s property above, then cuts three snake-like channels into the bank as it rushes down.
At the bottom, three muscular waterfalls shoot over a retaining wall that somehow has managed not to collapse. The force carries soil and mulch as much as 20 feet into the back yard.
The pumpkins and sunflowers that I planted on the bank there in place of weeds didn’t stand a chance.
The sheer amount of water coming down is enough to create a solid sheet of water that runs across the lawn, down a sidewalk, and down steps to the driveway, creating gushing falls on the steps, too.
We’re not talking drainage here. These are torrents with enough force to move landscape stones the size of hoagie rolls and tear asphalt off the road at the end of my driveway.
This has happened five times now since we moved six months ago.